On the Stands: MAD #513

On news stands next week and in comic book shops today:

MAD # 513 (February 2012)

• Cover (Mark Fredrickson)
• The Fundalini Pages (Bob Staake, Glen LeLievre, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Kevin Pope, Jeff Kruse, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Tom Bunk, Kit Lively, Tim Hamilton, Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Jason Salas, John Caldwell, )
• The MAD 20- The Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2010
1. The Walking Debt (Artist: Hermann Mejia)
2. Tired Air Traffic Controllers: Stay the F**k Awake (Darren Johnson, James Warhola)
3. The Blind Eye (Artist: Scott Bricher)
4. The Anthony Weiner “No Limits” Sexting Plan (Writer: Desmond Devlin)
5. Wedding Cashers (Matt Lassen, Mark Stutzman)
6. The Sheen Lantern (Kit Lively & Scott Nickel, Tom Richmond)
7. Olbermann Implodes at MSNBC (Desmond Devlin, Drew Friedman)
8. No Basketball Association (Artist: Timothy Shamey)
9. Casey at the Trial (Lance Hansen with Frank Jacobs, Ward Sutton)
10. Tiger Moms (James Greby, Juan Doe)
11. Rex Ryan: Footlewd (Matt Lassen, Scott Bricher)
12. A Message from Netflix (Dick DeBartolo)
13. Crazy, Stupid Gov (Artist: Richard Williams)
14. Birther King (Desmond Devlin, Roberto Parada)
15. Game of Phones (Jacob Lambert, Mick Coulas)
16. Michele Bachmann: The Look of Moron (Writers: Frank Santopadre and Genenieve Sterbenz)
17. Howard Camping: The Day the Earth Still Stood (Jacob Lambert, Mark Stutzman)
18. The Amazingly Dangerous Spider-Play (Desmond Devlin, Ty Templeton)
19. The Pee-Wee Herman Cain Show (Artist: Mark Fredrickson)
20. The MAD Fold-In (Al Jaffee)
• The Strip Club (Tom Bland, Keith Knight, Kit Lively & Scott Nickel, Kenny Keil, Jason Coates, Brian Gordon, Joey Alison Sayers)
• Planet Tad!!!!! (Writer: Tim Carvell)
• A MAD Look at Protests (Sergio Aragon?¬©s, Tom Luth)
• Spy vs Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Ways to Create a Healthier McDonald’s Experience (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• The MAD Vault: (Frank Jacobs, Don Martin)
• Drawn Out Dramas (Sergio Aragon?¬©s)

So, what are you waiting for? Go buy a furshslugginer copy, clod!