300 page action/adventure/fantasy of an award winning novel that will soon be an HBO miniseries. There is a 3750. budget, but the artist will get full credits on all editions. 25% payment when half done. Full payment of balance when project is submitted in final form. Any questions? Ask away.

I have questions…

How will it be on HBO if it hasn’t been made yet?
If HBO is involved why is the budget so low?
Are you retarded?

I have a 90 chapter manga ready to be drawn, a great story with action, romance, and comedy. I am a writer but not a great artist. the manga is called ______ ________, contact me to get a quick run over of what it is about. all I need is an artist that is skilled and willing. unfortuantly I can not pay much up front for each chapter produced, but I am offering 50% of sales. I am capable of publishing and selling the product myself. the project that the 250-500 budget is referring to is just the first three chapters and not the full 90.
one last thing is that my vision for this manga is to not only be about the story but about art in general, I want to sell advertisement for artist, so that they can get there name out,they simply draw a pic saving something to do with the story, and put their contact information on it. they pay me a little money and I print it in the back of one of the chapters for a year.

So in the end I would pay him??? It doesn’t seem to occur to him that this might sell because of the art rather than the story.

Or this short but sweet post that lacks punctuation, capitalization and correct spelling…

we are looking for an illustionist who can take our project

Is he looking for an illustrator or an illusionist? Note: Guru does offer spell check.

SO true. SO sad.