Toast of the Clown Dept.

CBR reports that “Dynamic Forces has announced a partnership with Warner Bros. Consumer Products to create a line of toasters designed to burn iconic images into bread. Much like the popular “Battlestar Galactica” toaster that makes Cylon-ized toast, Dynamic Forces’ line of toasters will brand bread with a special image from various Warner Bros. properties such as “The Wizard of Oz,” “A Nightmare on Elm Street” and “Watchmen.””

. . . and also MAD Magazine.

Yes, YOU TOO can toast your bread to display the nauseating visage of Alfred E. Neuman (actually I have no idea what MAD image will be burned onto your breakfast, but Alfred is a good bet) each morning to virtually guarantee loss of appetite and an easy way to stick to your diet. Amaze and sicken your friends and family at the breakfast table!