Sketch O’The Day

The very…. uh… original Angelina Jolie:

Angelina is far too thin, with sinewy, bony arms and weirdly bulging joints. She seems to have these huge, flappy, Gollum hands that are all knots and veins that hang at the ends of her arms. Her hands appear so big and heavy that they weigh down her ultra-thin arms as if she can’t lift them. Eat a sandwich, woman.

By the way, I’ve decided Sundays are a day off for Sketch O’The Day. That will just be for the mailbag. I suppose I need to consider changing the name to “Sketch O’Every Day But Sunday”… but that doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as easily.